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[Music]

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Hi.

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Hey, you guys, how was school?

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I got an "A"

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on my geometry test.

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I had fish sticks for lunch.

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Sam broke into my locker
while I was in gym class

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and cut the sleeves off my shirt
and the legs off my pants.

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Why do fish sticks always
make you rambunctious?

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I think it's the tartar sauce.

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Your head's full of tartar sauce.

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Hey watch it before
I take your-- stop.

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Can we please remember
we're all friends here?

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This thing is not my friend.

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She is too.

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Wrong.

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And you are coming to my house
right now and explain this

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to my mom.

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Will that make you happy?

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Kind of.

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Fine.

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Can't believe you just
break into my locker

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and violate my clothing.

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My mom works really hard to make sure

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that I have nice things to wear
and she's not going to be happy

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to find out--Sam, don't.

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Ahh.

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Freddie.

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His mom was totally cool about it.

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Whoa, is that cheese?

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Thirty pounds.

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It's for my camping trip.

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Cool.

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Who all's goin'?

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Ah, me, Socko, these two
girls we met at the junkyard

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and Socko's grandmother.

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Why ya takin'

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Socko's grandmother?

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Yeah.

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In case there's bears.

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Oh and while I'm gone, Mrs.
Benson's gonna look in on you.

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she made me watch a puppet
show about personal hygiene.

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And now you don't have lice.

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I never had lice.

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Have you seen my
sleeping bag anywhere?

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Yeah, it's in our storage
unit, down in the basement.

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Awesome. And my flare gun?

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Please don't take your flare gun.

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I gotta-- in case
there's an emergency.

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But--- oh, I think it's in my closet.

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You don't need your flare gun.

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Yes, I do.

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But you know you're just gonna
end up in a-- [Doorbell rings]

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If that's Freddie's mom, tell
her I moved to Guadalajara.

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Hi.

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Hey, shay.

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Missy?

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Aah.

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I can't believe you're here.

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I can't believe, I'm here.

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You look so great.

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So do you.

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Your hair got so long.

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Yeah.

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That's what happens
when you don't cut it.

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Oh my God, I know. Aah.

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So you guys know each other?

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Sam, this is Missy.

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We were like best friends
when our dads were stationed

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at the same naval base in seal beach.

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Cool. How long ago?

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Oh wow, like, seven years.

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Eight.

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So what are you doing here?

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My dad got transferred again.

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To Seattle?

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna go to be going
to Ridgeway with you?

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Aah.

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You guys aren't going to
do that every day, right?

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Found it.

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Who's that?

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Spencer.

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Oh yeah, your brother.

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Didn't he go to law school?

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Well, he went for like
three days but now he...

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Found his flare gun?

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In five, four, three, two [Music]

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 I know, you see 


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 somehow the world 


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 will change for me 


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 and be so wonderful 


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 live life, breathe air 


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 I know somehow 


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 we're gonna get there 


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 and feel so wonderful 


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 it's all for real 


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 I'm telling you 


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 just how I feel 


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 so wake up the members 


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 of my nation 


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 it's your time to be 


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 there's no chance 


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 unless you take one 


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 and the time to see 


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 the brighter side

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of every situation 


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 some things are meant to be 


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 so give it your best 


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All right, listen up.

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I am going to post this sign-up board

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for the school at sea drawing.

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If you are interested,
then sign your name

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and one of you, little
demons, will get to spend

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the next six months pretending
to study on a cruise

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around the world.

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There, now I want you all to
form a neat single-file line--

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hey, I mean it.

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Animals.

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Man, I wanna win that school
at sea cruise so bad.

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Bad enough to penetrate
that freakish mob.

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I'm going in.

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Ahh.

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Let me--no.

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Come on.

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Get out.

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And this is kind of the main hallway.

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Oh, and that's Kevin.

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Kevin?

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Yeah.

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When he asks you, if you
want to see his onion ring,

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just say no.

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Why?

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Just say no.

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Hi.

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Hey, Sam.

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Hey, 'sup?

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I've just been showing Missy around.

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There it is.

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Oh, awesome whoa, how'd you
get the locker between ours?

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She had to give miss Murdock a tip.

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If miss Murdock wants a
tip, you should tell her

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to lay off the blue eye shadow
and ridiculous lipstick.

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Oh hey, I forgot to tell you.

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My dad is taking me on a Navy
helicopter ride over Seattle.

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You wanna come?

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Sure, when?

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Tomorrow after school.

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Aw, I can't.

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Sam invited me to go with
her to the meat festival.

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That's okay.

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No, why don't you come with
us on the helicopter ride?

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Really?

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Yes.

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Okay, sure.

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Cool.

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I'll text you guys the deets.

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Awesome.

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Cool.

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Argh.

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Aww.

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I got my name on the list.

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Animals.

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Aw man, here she comes.

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Lookin' good, miss Murdock.

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Thanks.

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[Music]

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Hey Socko.

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Yeah, I'm all packed up
except for my sleeping bag.

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Yeah, I got the cheese, 30 pounds.

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I know.

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Yeah, I just gotta load up my
motorcycle and I'll meet you guys

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at the campsite, around 5:30.

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Uh-huh.

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Later, socks.

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All right sleeping bag, where
you hidin' there, buddy?

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Ah, there you are.

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No.

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Aah. Okay, that wasn't good.

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And I always thought I'd
be scared of helicopters

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but that was like the
most fun ride ever.

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Wasn't it?

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Yeah.

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And I can't believe your dad
let us land and get pizza.

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I know right.

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How freaked out were those
guys in the parking lot?

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So.

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Wahoo punch?

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Yeah, punch me.

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Hey, there you are.

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Yeah, here I am.

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Where were you?

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Yeah, why didn't you show up?

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Oh, I showed up at a pinata factory.

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Pinata?

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You blew us off for Mexican candy?

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Oh no, the factory just makes
the pi?atas, no candy,

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just these colorful shells
full of empty promises.

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And it didn't blow you guys off.

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Missy texted me the wrong
address and then you guys

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didn't answer your
phones when I called.

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Well, Missy said we had to turn
'em off 'cause they interfere

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with the helicopter's radio.

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Anyway, I'm sure I texted
you the right address.

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Yeah? No, you didn't.

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Here, toss me your phone.

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Ohhh.

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Oh, man.

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She wahoo'd my phone.

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I don't know what to say.

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You didn't mean to.

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Oh, I got it.

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Here, I want you to have these.

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What are they?

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Persian chocolates
from my aunt Gloria.

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They're really hard to get and
they're supposed to be amazing.

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I'll be the judge of that.

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Aah, now I'm stuck.

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Aah. Okay, no worries.

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I'll just call for help.

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[Ringtone]

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Ah ha.

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No, come on.

224
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And why did I pick
that for my ringtone?

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Well?

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I don't know, it's-- oh,
man, this is good stuff.

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So you forgive me?

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Yeah, I forgive you.

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Oh, this is so good.

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Oh hey, did you ask Spencer
if you can sleep over

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at my house tonight?

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Ah, no, I forgot.

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He's already left for
his camping trip.

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Here, lemme give him a call.

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Mhm.

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Can I try one?

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No.

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Ohhh.

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Oh, hey kid.

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Oh man, thank God you're here.

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I got stuck under this thing.

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Ah, wait, I think I'm almost out.

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Come help me.

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There.

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Ahhh, I am free. Whoo.

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Ah, ha ha.

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Dude, what up?

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You don't recognize me, do you?

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Uh-no.

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Why should-- oh my God.

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You're the kid from the lobby when
I was filling in for Lewbert.

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Yeah.

253
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You told my dad on me
and got me grounded.

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Right.

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Look I'm really sorry, but--
aw, it's too late for sorry.

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Now you're grounded, monkey.

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[Music]

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[Coughing]

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Whoa, you look horrible.

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I was sick.

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I feel like butt.

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Remember that time you dared
me to lick the swing set?

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No.

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I said, "Sam, don't
lick the swing set."

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And then you said, "don't
tell me what to do, Benson"

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and then you licked the swing set.

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Whatever.

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I'm even sicker now than I was then.

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Missy gave me rancid chocolate.

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Why would see do that?

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'Cause she's trying to get rid of me.

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Oh, come on.

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Why on earth-- look at the facts.

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She sent me to a pi?ata
factory, she wahoo'd my phone

275
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:30,545
and she gave me rancid
Persian chocolate.

276
00:10:30,587 --> 00:10:33,322
She's out to get me.

277
00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:34,194
Hey guys.

278
00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,965
Who's ready for a little "iCar--"

279
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,439
Ewww, Sam. You look horrible.

280
00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:40,777
I've heard.

281
00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:43,682
Did you lick another swing set?

282
00:10:43,722 --> 00:10:44,522
No.

283
00:10:44,557 --> 00:10:46,357
Well what happened?

284
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:50,565
Like you don't know.

285
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,439
All right.

286
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,477
There's no way you can
do "iCarly" tonight.

287
00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:54,214
I could do the show.

288
00:10:54,250 --> 00:11:00,589
I'll be Fi-- aw, man.

289
00:11:00,634 --> 00:11:01,567
[Retching]

290
00:11:01,603 --> 00:11:07,976
Oh, that's not pretty.

291
00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:11,157
Does anyone have a mint?

292
00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,866
Uh, guys, 30 seconds to show.

293
00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,272
Come on.

294
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:20,012
In five, four-- all right, that's it.

295
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,155
We're canceling the show.

296
00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,157
No.

297
00:11:22,193 --> 00:11:23,994
You want me to help you do the show?

298
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:24,765
Would you?

299
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,333
Sure.

300
00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:26,869
I can do it.

301
00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:28,274
You're too sick.

302
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:35,850
Now go downstairs and
lie down on the couch.

303
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:41,368
I'll be down as soon as the
show's over to take care of you.

304
00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:42,044
You know what to do?

305
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:42,346
Sure.

306
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:42,846
I've seen "iCarly"

307
00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,182
a bunch of times.

308
00:11:44,218 --> 00:11:44,785
You ready?

309
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:50,592
In five, four, three, two-- I'm Carly.

310
00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:51,503
I'm Missy.

311
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:53,606
And this is "iCarly."

312
00:11:53,644 --> 00:11:55,145
Sam isn't feeling well tonight.

313
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,617
But no worries, the show must go on.

314
00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:01,593
Random dancing.

315
00:12:01,632 --> 00:12:03,232
[Music]

316
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:16,136
[Music]

317
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:16,677
Here you go.

318
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,013
Chicken soup.

319
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:22,654
Aw, just like mom never made.

320
00:12:22,696 --> 00:12:24,230
You feelin' better?

321
00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:26,034
Well, I haven't violently
puked in an hour.

322
00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:29,140
That's probably a good sign.

323
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,279
Eat your soup.

324
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,351
Okay.

325
00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:36,225
Wait, Missy didn't
touch this, did she?

326
00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:37,998
Missy isn't out to get you.

327
00:12:38,035 --> 00:12:39,002
Yeah, she is.

328
00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:41,405
No, she likes you.

329
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,111
She invited you on a helicopter ride.

330
00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:44,982
She offered to buy you a new phone.

331
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,154
She gave you fancy Persian chocolate.

332
00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:47,725
Yeah.

333
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:52,765
Check out the expiration
date on the chocolate.

334
00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:53,440
I can't read this.

335
00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:56,812
It's written in foreign.

336
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:57,585
Well, I looked it up.

337
00:12:57,621 --> 00:13:00,123
It says 1992.

338
00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:05,332
That chocolate's older than
the fresh prince of Bel air.

339
00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:08,211
Look, I've known Missy for a
long time and she'd never try

340
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,450
to hurt anyone.

341
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,787
She's trying to replace
me as your best friend.

342
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,160
Ah, you're just being paranoid again.

343
00:13:14,198 --> 00:13:15,598
When have I been paranoid?

344
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:16,968
Uh, when you first met
Lewbert, you thought he was

345
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,738
an undercover cop.

346
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:19,842
No one has a wart that big.

347
00:13:19,878 --> 00:13:23,279
I thought it was a pus-y
surveillance camera.

348
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,854
And last year, you were
sure, Gibby was a mermaid.

349
00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:26,926
He hates wearing shirts.

350
00:13:26,962 --> 00:13:29,864
Coincidence?

351
00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:31,237
Can I ask you something?

352
00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:32,641
What?

353
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,445
Are you jealous of Missy?

354
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,349
Not even a little.

355
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:36,953
Then will you just give her a chance?

356
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,158
I gave her a chance and she
gave me a Persian chocolate

357
00:13:39,196 --> 00:13:41,698
stomach bomb.

358
00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:42,436
That's it.

359
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,139
Get up.

360
00:13:43,174 --> 00:13:43,674
Why?

361
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:44,843
You and I are gonna
go to talk to Missy

362
00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:46,714
and straighten things out.

363
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:51,489
Fine.

364
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,731
What are you doing?

365
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,037
Havin' a piece of Persian chocolate?

366
00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:56,774
You said it was a stomach bomb.

367
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:59,780
But it's so good.

368
00:13:59,819 --> 00:14:01,419
[Music]

369
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,065
Come on, kid.

370
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:06,835
I've suffered enough.

371
00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:07,871
Let me out of here.

372
00:14:07,907 --> 00:14:12,844
Uh, I'm trying to focus on this game.

373
00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:14,554
All right.

374
00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:17,893
If you don't let me out of
here in the next 30 seconds,

375
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,233
I'm gonna tell the
cops that you kept me

376
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,971
prisoner in here and then
you're gonna be in more trouble

377
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:28,550
than you--haa...
Wait.

378
00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:29,494
Is this water?

379
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,698
You wish it was water.

380
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,436
Dude, I got to get out of here.

381
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,541
So just tell me what you want, okay?

382
00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:38,814
You want money, power, an ostrich?

383
00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:40,921
I want you to suffer
the way I suffered.

384
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,926
What?

385
00:14:41,961 --> 00:14:43,695
You got me grounded for two days.

386
00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:53,275
So that's how long I'm
gonna keep you in there.

387
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,560
Okay.

388
00:14:55,598 --> 00:15:01,704
I really shouldn't tell you
this but, come here, come here.

389
00:15:01,749 --> 00:15:02,682
What?

390
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:05,253
You got to promise not to tell anyone.

391
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,693
You see--gimme the keys.

392
00:15:06,729 --> 00:15:07,362
No, I won't.

393
00:15:07,398 --> 00:15:08,531
Give me that.

394
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:09,501
Give me that.

395
00:15:09,537 --> 00:15:10,704
Ahh, you little monster.

396
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:14,643
Ahh... no, don't.
Stop.

397
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,151
Don't. Quit it.

398
00:15:17,189 --> 00:15:18,022
Help.

399
00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:19,993
I'm being sprayed.

400
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,431
It's not water.

401
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:29,642
Please help me.

402
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:30,588
See?

403
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,291
It was all a misunderstanding.

404
00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:32,995
Absolutely.

405
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,998
I would never get
between you and Carly.

406
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,270
And if you don't believe me, I
swear, I'll walk out of here

407
00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:40,310
right now and never bother either
one of you guys ever again.

408
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,150
Okay, bye.

409
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:43,588
Sam.

410
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:45,928
Okay, maybe I was being
a little paranoid.

411
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,533
I would never do anything
mean to you on purpose.

412
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:53,510
I am just so sorry about everything.

413
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:58,456
Sam, isn't there
something you wanna say?

414
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:01,433
I still think Gibby is a mermaid.

415
00:16:01,472 --> 00:16:04,775
Anything else?

416
00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:05,781
I'm sorry that I thought
you were tryin'

417
00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:06,684
to get rid of me.

418
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:07,586
It's okay.

419
00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:09,789
The important thing is, that
we're all friends, right?

420
00:16:09,828 --> 00:16:10,227
Uh-huh.

421
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:10,594
Yep.

422
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:11,162
Cool.

423
00:16:11,198 --> 00:16:13,899
I say we celebrate with
the sipping of smoothies.

424
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:18,742
Be right back.

425
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:21,485
So, has Carly changed much since
you guys hung out together

426
00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:22,324
in seal beach?

427
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,360
Oh, shut up.

428
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:33,618
Uh, who were you just talking to?

429
00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:34,523
You.

430
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:38,663
Carly was my best friend first
and I'm taking her back.

431
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,305
I knew it.

432
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,478
Carly's too nice and good
to see the evil in people

433
00:16:42,515 --> 00:16:44,784
but luckily, I'm not so nice
and good and I hope you know

434
00:16:44,822 --> 00:16:46,356
your blood type 'cause I
think you're gonna need some

435
00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:48,395
when I'm done with you.

436
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,533
I know you can beat me up, Sam.

437
00:16:50,572 --> 00:16:51,605
But you won't.

438
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,373
What makes you think?

439
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,945
If you do anything bad to
me, Carly's gonna think

440
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,618
you started it.

441
00:16:57,656 --> 00:16:59,791
I mean, look at what's
happened this week.

442
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,798
You were right about everything
you accused me of, and Carly

443
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:05,139
still didn't believe you.

444
00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,345
And anyway, you really think
Carly's gonna like you

445
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:10,585
after you beat up her best friend?

446
00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:11,991
I'm her best friend.

447
00:17:12,028 --> 00:17:13,663
Yeah, try were.

448
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,402
Yay, smoothies for three.

449
00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:22,313
One for Missy and one for Sam.

450
00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:24,957
Whoa, defective cup.

451
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,518
I don't believe you.

452
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,954
Okay, one more time.

453
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:37,491
"Carly was my best friend first
and I'm taking her back."

454
00:17:37,531 --> 00:17:39,165
There's no way Missy said that.

455
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,069
She did.

456
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,507
You know, maybe Carly's right.

457
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:47,747
Maybe you're just jealous of Missy.

458
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,426
Okay, just forget it.

459
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:54,434
Don't believe me.

460
00:17:54,474 --> 00:18:01,114
Tell me one reason why
I should believe you.

461
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:03,894
'Cause I came here.

462
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:16,546
Have I ever come to you for
help before, for anything?

463
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:21,338
Oh no, no, no, no, no.

464
00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:23,381
Awww butter.

465
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,135
[Music]

466
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:40,795
What's up?

467
00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:41,265
Ah, just puttin'

468
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:45,235
stuff in my locker, talkin'
to some grungy mutt.

469
00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:47,211
Oh, get over it, Sam.

470
00:18:47,248 --> 00:18:49,182
Hey, hey you.

471
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,386
Are you Missy Robinson?

472
00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:54,293
Yeah, why?

473
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,168
Ahoy.

474
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,973
The school at sea program
congratulates you

475
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,513
on being the lucky winner of
a fantastic ocean voyage.

476
00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:03,355
Starting this Saturday, you'll
spend the next six months

477
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,827
traveling the world by sea,
as you study blah, blah, blah

478
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,835
I couldn't care less about
the words I'm saying,

479
00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:10,975
blah, blah, blah.

480
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:15,649
And now I'm supposed to do this.

481
00:19:15,691 --> 00:19:18,693
Yaaay.

482
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:19,266
Oh my God.

483
00:19:19,301 --> 00:19:21,169
I won the school at sea thing?

484
00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:24,643
Yes, I just told you that.

485
00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:27,419
Jeez.

486
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,958
So, you're just leaving?

487
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,062
I thought you were so
psyched about being

488
00:19:30,098 --> 00:19:31,432
Carly's new best friend.

489
00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:34,770
I'm not as psyched as I am
to go on a six-month cruise.

490
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,043
How lucky am I?

491
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:40,116
Yeah, I guess sometimes good things
do happen to hideous people.

492
00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:41,657
Aw, don't be sad, Sam.

493
00:19:41,694 --> 00:19:43,628
Now you can be Carly's best
friend 'cause I don't need

494
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,501
to get rid of you anymore.

495
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:49,109
What?

496
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,313
Carly.

497
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:51,650
Ooops.

498
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:52,754
Ah, look.

499
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,223
I won the school at sea thing.

500
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,496
You were trying to get rid of Sam?

501
00:19:57,536 --> 00:19:59,638
But we were best friends
first and you can't have

502
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:00,809
two best friends?

503
00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:02,379
Okay, you're a-- wack-job.

504
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,583
Wack-job.

505
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,386
Carly.

506
00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:07,924
And I don't have two best friends.

507
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:14,203
I just have one-- one awesome,
cool, meat-lovin' best friend.

508
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,216
Momma does love the meat.

509
00:20:17,255 --> 00:20:17,955
Whatever.

510
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,457
You two enjoy each other.

511
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:21,829
I am goin' on a cruise.

512
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:24,703
I am going on a cruise.

513
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,108
I should have believed you.

514
00:20:26,146 --> 00:20:28,781
Yeah, no chiz.

515
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:29,786
Are you mad at me?

516
00:20:29,822 --> 00:20:32,190
Kind of.

517
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:33,429
No.

518
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,732
Good.

519
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:36,302
So, after school, how about
I take you to the mall

520
00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:37,472
and buy you a new cell phone?

521
00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:39,810
Ah, you don't need to.

522
00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:42,149
I stole Missy's.

523
00:20:42,188 --> 00:20:42,987
You're the best.

524
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:44,123
Yeah, don't you forget it.

525
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:44,826
Forget what?

526
00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:50,899
Watch it, shay.

527
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:53,479
Hello? Chuck?

528
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,487
You down here?

529
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,193
There you are.

530
00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,196
Hi, daddy.

531
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:03,036
Ah.
Ah, thank God, you're here.

532
00:21:03,076 --> 00:21:06,078
Your son, he trapped me and
kept me locked in here

533
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:07,418
for the past two days.

534
00:21:07,454 --> 00:21:07,954
Did not.

535
00:21:07,989 --> 00:21:09,423
You did too.

536
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,728
And he squirted me with fluids.

537
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:12,433
Is that true?

538
00:21:12,469 --> 00:21:12,901
No.

539
00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,536
Chuck?

540
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:14,973
Yeah.

541
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,743
Yeaaaah.

542
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:17,780
Okay, that's it.

543
00:21:17,816 --> 00:21:19,050
You're grounded.

544
00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:19,586
Dad.

545
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,253
No arguments.

546
00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:22,291
You come with me right now.

547
00:21:22,328 --> 00:21:23,562
Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

548
00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:25,600
Who's grounded now, Chuckie?

549
00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:28,205
Whoops, you are.

550
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:32,314
It's not so funny when...
Wait, wait.

551
00:21:32,355 --> 00:21:32,720
No.

552
00:21:32,756 --> 00:21:34,623
I'm still locked in here.

553
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,127
Come back.

554
00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:37,765
Hello.

555
00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:45,247
What was in that squirt gun?

556
00:21:45,288 --> 00:21:49,824
[Music]

557
00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:51,132
Austria.

558
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:52,536
Australia.

559
00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:55,642
Oh, same thing.

560
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,315
Okay Benson, you are too nice.

561
00:21:57,352 --> 00:21:58,151
Huh?

562
00:21:58,187 --> 00:21:59,521
Why? What'd he do?

563
00:21:59,558 --> 00:22:01,225
You know that school at
sea contest last week?

564
00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:01,695
Yeah.

565
00:22:01,731 --> 00:22:02,897
Wendy.

566
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:03,433
What about it?

567
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,169
Uh, bye Wendy.

568
00:22:05,205 --> 00:22:05,872
Freddie won it.

569
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:06,641
No, no, I didn't.

570
00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:08,510
Yeah, you did.

571
00:22:08,548 --> 00:22:09,848
No, Missy Robinson won it.

572
00:22:09,884 --> 00:22:12,419
No, Freddie won it and then
he told principal Franklin,

573
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,125
he wanted to give it to Missy.

574
00:22:14,162 --> 00:22:16,162
Sweet boy.

575
00:22:21,046 --> 00:22:24,948
You gave up that cool trip
just to get rid of Missy?

576
00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:27,291
I was protecting "iCarly."

577
00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:31,933
No, you care about Sam.

578
00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:34,109
Well, she was really upset.

579
00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:35,448
And you said Sam wasn't your friend.

580
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:36,518
Yeah, whatever.

581
00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:36,920
Yeah, whatever.

582
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,957
Yeah, stop.

583
00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:40,995
I just hate that that nasty
Missy gets to live it up

584
00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:43,067
on a six-month cruise.

585
00:22:43,105 --> 00:22:44,339
I know.

586
00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:46,944
Well, when we were little, she
used to get really seasick.

587
00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:48,183
But she probably got over that.

588
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:48,853
Too bad.

589
00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:52,624
Yeah.

590
00:22:52,631 --> 00:22:57,301
[Retches]

591
00:22:57,344 --> 00:23:00,344
Let me off this stupid boat before I--

592
00:23:00,394 --> 00:23:04,944
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